You know your baby is teething when:
幾個當你發現寶寶開始長牙的徵兆:
1. 到處都是口水:到,處,都,是。口水多到你的寶寶絕對可以參加濕衣秀大賽。
There is drool everywhere. Every.Where. Your baby could enter a wet t-shirt contest there’s so much drool.
2. 寶寶看到什麼東西都想啃都想咬。當你抱起他的時候他會試圖咬你的臉,還有你的頭,像吸血鬼一樣。
Your baby tries to gnaw on everything. When you pick him up, he tries to eat your face. And your head. Like Dracula.
3. 當你親餵寶寶的時候他大口一咬⋯⋯喔,買,尬,超痛!
You’re breastfeeding and chomp.…. Oh. My. God. OUCH.
4. 寶寶可能會出現輕微發燒
Your baby may develop a mild fever.
5. 寶寶會抓耳朵或是磨蹭下巴。(連接嘴巴、耳朵和下巴的神經是同樣的所以長牙齒的痠痛會衍伸到耳朵也感覺到)
He may pull his ears or rub his chin. (mouth, ears and chin share the same nerve pathways so sore teeth may travel up to the ears)
6. 你的寶寶脾氣會很糟。不管試著餵他、拍嗝、讓他放屁排脹氣、哄他睡、陪他玩、搖他、拍拍他、抱抱他,甚至再餵餵他,沒有一招有用,他就是每送。
Your baby is super grumpy. You’ve tried feeding him, burping him, farting him, putting him to bed, playing with him, rocking him, patting him, hugging him, feeding him again… nothing works. He’s a grump.
7. 你也壞脾氣。
You’re a grump.
8. 看到牙齒。
You see teeth.